Drunk of the Day: Why White People Should Be Shot

Joshua M. Bernstein

July 16, 2008

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White people are horrible. Horrible! I am all for euthanizing our youth.

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In an alternate universe, today’s picture would be taking place in Philadelphia. But last-minute book edits combined with other story deadlines mean, well, we’re staying in Brooklyn for spring break. Anyhoo! Spent the afternoon finishing up my latest @imbibe feature (sorry I’m a few days late!) @covenhovennyc, getting reacquainted with @firestonewalker Union Jack IPA for the first time in a while. Still a classic, still so good. And now it’s back to my regularly scheduled edits.

It’s an Easter eggs and brunch-y @ufobeers kind of day. Never really crave a fruity shandy till it’s 70 degrees and I’m sitting outside at 2pm. Then: perfection. Also: that’s a makeup doll that someone brought to the picnic.

Sometimes you decide to go shopping at Trader Joe’s with your five-year-old kid on an insanely busy Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend, then decide to bribe your kid for the subway ride home with an ice cream bought at the nearby 7-Eleven where, lo and behold, you discover 24-ounce cans of @firestonewalker lager in the fridge. It was an excellent train ride for everyone. #trainbeer