Drunk of the Day: Why White People Should Be Shot

Joshua M. Bernstein

July 16, 2008

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White people are horrible. Horrible! I am all for euthanizing our youth.

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Life rule No. 272: It’s never too cold for a pineapple popsicle. Reaching deep into the ol’ parent bag of tricks on this frosty Saturday and adventuring through Corona, Queens, for Oaxacan food (that pizza-shaped thingamajig is a tlayuda crowned with beans and cheese and more) and, later, some Chinese food. Because: there are hours in the day and they need to be used up wisely. And gluttonously.

Breweries: they grow up so fast, don’t they? Seems like just yesterday I was taking my infant daughter to the construction site that would become @threesbrewing, drinking @otherhalfnyc kegs amid the rubble. Now, the brewery is celebrating its fourth anniversary with one fine foudre-fermented pilsner, wood mellowing and enhancing the beer ever so slightly. Here’s to another four years and many more.

Rolling tough on big wheels through the mean streets of Brooklyn. As two-year-olds do. When there’s no playground nearby, the whole world is your playground.