Drunk of the Day: Why White People Should Be Shot

Joshua M. Bernstein

July 16, 2008

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White people are horrible. Horrible! I am all for euthanizing our youth.

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Oh dang. We survived the heat-wave weekend. Instead of, you know, just huddling by an air conditioner and hugging a bottle of bourbon, we hit the @beyondthestreetsart street-art exhibit—so good!—and made dumplings and tacos and drank gin and rum cocktails and saw our old friend @kylesowash play in Brooklyn and, well, that was a weekend. Next up: Monday. And on Saturday, we head to Delaware for a beach vacation.

Rolling into the heat-wave weekend with trips to the local pool that, conveniently, is located one block from @threesbrewing. Which means drying off in the backyard with a cold pint of Vliet pilsner. Here’s to staying cool in every which way this weekend.

Life rule #242: Gardening goes better with #beer. Tending to our flock of coleus plants with a cold can of Heavy, a good ol’ corn-crushed American lager from @burialbeer / @heaterallenbeer. Heavy goes well with weeding, oppressive heat waves and summer evenings. #lager #summerbeer #gardening #gardeningwithbeer