December 11, 2008

Drunk of the Day: Gravity-Defying Joy

December 11, 2008

1089098376_580b2d6e4f Heavens, that drunkard be happy. I can't hate. Today, let's celebrate! Until gravity works its horrible, terrible magic. Then we'll say, "I told you so."

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There’s nothing more terrifying than staring at pictures of your face, your face from some far away drunken moment, into infinity.

Here’s what happens when you turn 40: Your friends make buttons of you drinking Smirnoff Ice when you were 30.

When I asked @kcbcbeer if they’d be down to can a beer with a special label for my birthday, they were like, “Of course.” So I worked with @jenenec to make the most ridiculous label ever: Weekend at Bernstein’s, a session IPA. And yes, that is my face. Here’s to drinking eight cases of beer this weekend.