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Joshua M. Bernstein
December 11, 2008
Images of Inebriation

Drunk of the Day: Gravity-Defying Joy

Joshua M. Bernstein
December 11, 2008
Images of Inebriation

1089098376_580b2d6e4f Heavens, that drunkard be happy. I can't hate. Today, let's celebrate! Until gravity works its horrible, terrible magic. Then we'll say, "I told you so."

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Cupcakes! Foam fingers! Stacks of books! Yesterday’s #homebrewworld release party @fifthhammerbeer was a total blast, complete with saxophone serenades, killer homebrew, and spirited sodas paired with @bulleit bourbon, which maybe wasn’t the wisest move. But as they say, you only write your fourth book once!
Cupcakes! Foam fingers! Stacks of books! Yesterday’s #homebrewworld release party @fifthhammerbeer was a total blast, complete with saxophone serenades, killer homebrew, and spirited sodas paired with @bulleit bourbon, which maybe wasn’t the wisest move. But as they say, you only write your fourth book once!
Phew. It’s been one of those days where even the sight of an ice cream cone from @amplehills can’t bring a smile. So. Tired. And tomorrow is the book-release party @fifthhammerbeer! Time for a little whiskey and a little sleep, then a rager of a Sunday party. I hope! If you’re in NYC tomorrow, swing by. It will be F-U-N.
Phew. It’s been one of those days where even the sight of an ice cream cone from @amplehills can’t bring a smile. So. Tired. And tomorrow is the book-release party @fifthhammerbeer! Time for a little whiskey and a little sleep, then a rager of a Sunday party. I hope! If you’re in NYC tomorrow, swing by. It will be F-U-N.
I spent the first 10 years of my writing career reviewing bars, a regular nowhere. Now I embrace being a regular at my corner beer bar, @covenhovennyc, celebrating its fourth anniversary tonight. Per usual, they pulled out all the stops, turning the bar into a vintage video game wonderland outfitted with old consoles and their kids dressed as characters. We swung by on the early side to play Super Mario Brothers. Now that Violet’s home, I’m going to go back and play Super Drunk Dad.
I spent the first 10 years of my writing career reviewing bars, a regular nowhere. Now I embrace being a regular at my corner beer bar, @covenhovennyc, celebrating its fourth anniversary tonight. Per usual, they pulled out all the stops, turning the bar into a vintage video game wonderland outfitted with old consoles and their kids dressed as characters. We swung by on the early side to play Super Mario Brothers. Now that Violet’s home, I’m going to go back and play Super Drunk Dad.

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