Penthouse: Rum for Your Money

A few months back, I traveled to Panama to explore the pleasures of Panamanian rum—and, well, step on the foot of the vice president of Panama (not one of the prouder moments in my long, lubricated history of drinking). Finally, the fruits of my liquor labor have been published in Penthouse. I can only hope that my words do justice to the pictures in the magazine. Curious? Drink it up! It's totally safe for work, I swear.